Today I received a text from my wife that read “I need to talk to you. I don’t know how to handle something that just happened.”
“Oh dear,” I thought. “This can’t be good.”
I went to a quiet place to call and was told the news. One of my daughters (those who know my family can probably guess which one) received some Valentine’s Day candy from her grandparents, and had eaten all of her stash. Still craving chocolate, she went into the kitchen and got a handful of chocolate chips to enjoy. She was stopped by her mother, who told her that no, she couldn’t have those chips because she had eaten all her candy.
Without missing a beat, dear daughter licked her other handÂ and placed the chocolate chips into her saliva-coated palm, all while staring at my wife with a look of “Oh yeah, what are you going to do about it?”
She didn’t get to finish those chocolate chips, and she received some other punishment as well for her defiance. But I have to admit when I heard this story, I laughed hysterically and uncontrollably. My gut reaction? I was impressed with her audacity.
Man, that was pretty rock and roll.
Not that I encourage such types of behavior, of course.